Heaven and hell revised

HEAVEN is where:

The police are British

The chefs Italian

The mechanics are German

The lovers are French

   and it's all organised by the Swiss

HELL is where:

The police are German

The chefs are British

The mechanics are French

The lovers are Swiss

   and it's all organised by the Italians!!

Be careful out there

A little brown dog was running across the freight yard, crossing all the railroad tracks until a switch engine nipped off the end of his tail between wheel and rail. The little dog yelped, and he spun so quickly to check himself out that the next wheel chopped through his little brown neck.

The moral is; of course, never lose your head over a piece of tail.

   

  

Flaming on the Internet

I have with interest observed how some people behave in newsgroups and when they send e‑mail. John C. Dvorak mentioned that these people just surfed from group to group in order to spread venom. They use a language that never would have occurred in a letter or a conversation.

All parents will remember how their children went through a stage when the big interest was wee‑wee and ba-ba. The professionals will characterize this as “The anal stage”. Most children will outgrow this at the age of 4 or 5. When I participate in some newsgroups or read e-mail I have received, I can only conclude that some Internet-surfers have never left that stage.

Next time you observe one of these crap-throwers, you can calmly state the fact: “He is still not past the anal stage”.