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“In my next life I
want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get
kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you
start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40
years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink
alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You
then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.
You have no
responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your
last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating
and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish
off as an orgasm!”
Woody
Allen
But what if it was a
blow-job, then all this would not have happened – you would not have existed.
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