The world would be a better place if everybody lived by this rule.

One shall not bother others,

one shall be nice and kind,

otherwise one may do as one pleases.

He wanted a smoke.

A Norwegian was booked in a non-smoking hotel in Aalborg in Denmark. After a few drinks he wanted a smoke and opened a window. Because of the heavy monetary penalty for smoking in the room, he leaned so far out of the window that he plunged to the ground - four floors and died immediately.  

He has applied for a Darwin Award.