George Bernard Shaw

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;

       the unreasonable one persists to adapt the world to himself.

Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

Winston Churchill

Socialists say that profit making is a vice.

I should think that the vice is in making losses.

Should Burger King really look like this?

Is Burger King really the same all over the world?

This is from Burger King in Bad Bramstedt. Not really a nice view. Kind of takes away your appetite.

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Sex is not the answer.

Sex is the question.

Yes is the answer.

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Expensive and Substandard Hotel

TRYP Hotel by Wyndham Bad Bramstedt, Germany

After a marvellous three-week motoring trip in Germany, we wound up our adventure with a two-day stay at TRYP by Wyndham Bad Bramstedt before taking the Kiel ferry back home to Norway. This was unfortunately a sad finale to our holiday. It was decidedly the most expensive hotel of our trip, but because they advertised with four stars, we decided to book it. However, once we had checked in, we were disappointed at every turn: breakfast was not included, the Internet was inaccessible (and when it did work, it cost extra), neither safe nor fridge in the room, all the furniture was scratched and worn-out, and the chairs in the hotel room looked like they were purchased at a flea market.  Only one pillow on the bed. We asked for another, but it never arrived. The sink and shower in the bathroom were cracked; the rug was threadbare and stained. In one corner of the room it looked like a dog had marked its territory. Of course it is possible that TRYP have only just taken over the hotel and are planning to renovate it, but if this is the case, then they should for heaven's sake lower the room rates considerably until the hotel is up to standard. Parking was hopeless. We placed our car in a space reserved for buses; this was possible because we were there at the weekend.  Otherwise people parked their cars everywhere and anywhere possible – irrespective of whether there was a parking space or not. This hotel should have been classified as a two-star accommodation and should have been priced accordingly. 

   

  

Oops, no tissue. At least we did not run out of toilet paper.

No fridge, only some old and worn furniture.

Well, at least the parking was free.

  

Four stars? They cannot have visited the hotel at all.
Mybe it was the parent-organisation Wyndham that got the stars.

Tipping and sex

Three women are at an exclusive health club in Miami. They are debating how much to tip the towel boy. Edith says, "I'll give him five bucks". Esther says, "I'll give him ten". "What about you, Ethel, what are you going to tip him?", asked Edith. "I'm going to give him sex", she said. "Huh? Are you crazy?" asked Esther. "No, in fact I was wondering about this yesterday, so I called my husband, and I say, Benny, how much should I tip the towel boy?" "Fuck 'em", he said.

We are vikings

- If people ask you, tell them you're a viking.
- And a Norwegian?
- Nah, it might sound as if you were bragging.

People are inherently good

Each of us is a mixture of some good and some not so good qualities. In considering one's fellow man it's important to remember the good things ... We should refrain from making judgments just because a fella happens to be a dirty, rotten SOB

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't get down from an elephant, you get it from a goose.

Forgiveness

General Norman Schwartzkopf was asked about forgiving the terrorists responsible for the Attack on America. He is alleged to have responded by saying, "I believe that forgiving them is God's function. Our job is simply to arrange the meeting."

Problems ...

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I have a problem with dontopedalogy; I open my mouth and promptly put my foot in it. It is also known as “foot in the mouth disease”.
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Happiness

Happiness is a positive cash flow!