Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Tipping and sex

Three women are at an exclusive health club in Miami. They are debating how much to tip the towel boy. Edith says, "I'll give him five bucks". Esther says, "I'll give him ten". "What about you, Ethel, what are you going to tip him?", asked Edith. "I'm going to give him sex", she said. "Huh? Are you crazy?" asked Esther. "No, in fact I was wondering about this yesterday, so I called my husband, and I say, Benny, how much should I tip the towel boy?" "Fuck 'em", he said.

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